Portland Rock n Roll Half Marathon this weekend. Bring it.
• Love this short story.
• Any color you could possibly need.
• This is kind of awesome.
• If only I had time and energy for all this.
• Yes, the song is everywhere, but the dance is cute.
• Sorry, same song. But now it’s teaching grammar! (There’s swearing, it makes him angry, I guess.)
• None of this is going to happen Sunday. Right? Right?
• Vegan butterbeer.